I dressed up as Captain Ahab for Hallowgreens. I was hanging out in a room listening to Van Morrison when this guy told me his roommate was dressed up as a whale. The hunt was on. I dashed out of the house and began searching for my white whale. Soon I saw him from afar, approaching slowly with menace in his eyes. I screamed out
From hell’s heart I stab at thee; For hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale
And then stabbed him and then we took pictures together!
You don’t have to sacrifice style to get in the Halloween spirit. Really want to scare someone this year? Try out American Psycho’s Patrick Bateman. If that doesn’t work, we’ve got 9 more sharp Halloween costume ideas to try out. Or you could always go the slutty route.