February 2010
WE CAN’T SKATE NOW, BUT WE USED TO COULD!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 2010
All hands on deck, we have an incoming Liam Kerr. ETA 9pm Friday
What is everyone up to?
M.L.I.A.
“There are a lot of people, when you say banker, people think Jewish. …...”
– Rush Limbaugh
Sweater curse →
readmorewikipedia:
Knitters use the term Sweater Curse or the Curse of the Love Sweater to describe a situation in which a knitter gives a hand-knit sweater to a significant other, who quickly breaks up with the knitter. In an alternative formulation, the relationship will end before the sweater is even completed. The belief is widely discussed in knitting publications and some knitters claim to...
Fight-hurt-kill; even you.
Anonymous asked: How long do you think you could go without swearing?
Anonymous asked: WHY DID SARAH PALIN CROSS THE ROAD?
Genital retraction syndrome →
readmorewikipedia:
Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals—or also, in females, breasts—are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is a mass hysteria event or panic in which male...
“If you are depressed, you are living in the past.
If you are anxious, you are...”
– -Lao Tzu (via amydoughty) (via fabbrunette) (via madbars) (via conformingdreams)
I LOVE LAO TZU!
(via saritabarajas)
Sorry, but this is fucking stupid.
pawneepuppyparty asked: Stefanie is a goopcat. If you had to compare yourself to some sort of goopanimal, what goopanimal would you be?
Anonymous asked: GET SOME DIX AMIRITE WHEN U GONNA FUX ME AGIN
Anonymous asked: Why do you treat everyone like shit, including yourself?
Anonymous asked: You're fucking awful. You are extremely rude to everyone. Why are you so afraid to answer my previous questions?
To whom it may concern (William J. Archer)
My comment tonight about your parenting tendencies was not an insult. That is all.
Fondly,
C.(harizardad) Michael Fowler
This worked out well last time...
I am interesting, and you should all feel compelled to ask me questions.
Anonymous asked: why are you cheating on your girlfriend
Lol Pittsburgh
http://conorfowler.tumblr.com/ask
This should be funny.
God dammit.
CIA operatives are calling the suicide bombing “very out of character”
“Try to finger me, Scott!” -William J. Archer
Merry Christmas, Conor. Here is your coffee scented Keith Olbermann soap. Thanks, Stefanie.
Why the fuck isn’t my computer done?
